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1) *"Pregnant lady in bus will be looking
at you to give up your seat for them. Was I there when you were screaming go deeper"*
2)Today, I went to deposit a fake note*
*Cashier : Mr man, this money is fake*
*Me : The money is mine and the account is mine. What is your problem Oga .. Just put it in my account for me*
*Wisdom will not kill me*
3) Never chase it let it come to u, naso Jellof rice and Malt take pass me for wedding
Motivational Speakers avoid me oo
4) My friend you have mouth odour and you're using nose mask do you want to kill yourself
5) *After this whole Corona wahala, u go dey hear wedding colours like: Quarantine Green # Isolated yellow, Pandemic purple & covid blue, Indoor white & shutdown blue, Sanitizer white & mask peach* purple wedding dresses
6) *I hate it when am singing a song and someone corrects me*
What if am doing a remix.
7) *I open biscuit*
*And you are throwing your chewing gum away
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*You beta pick it*
8) Some girls ehhn...ever since I told BRIDGET that her dress is beautiful...she now wears it everyday
9) Me :mom pls give me that 500 uncle John gave me yesterday
Mom :av u eaten this morning
Me :Yes ma
Mom :thats ur 500 na
Me :
10) Chioma messaged me "sugar"
I replied "groundnut "
Then she blocked me
I thought we were about to drink garri
11) When I make my first billion I'll not buy a fan or an air conditioner in my house,I'll buy an helicopter to fan me
13)I told her am tired of the relationship and she bought me Energy drinks * ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
14) *I was eating when Buhari was making the speech. Immediately I heard 2weeks...*
*I removed one meat from my soup and put back inside the pot. The journey is far abeg.* ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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